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These are the ultimate funny water puns and jokes you’ll find. LOL with ’em now or regret missing ’em forever. This page has so many hilarious one liners about water you’ll feel wet after reading it. Pun intended. Plus, this page is intended as the ultimate source of captions for your awesome Instagram photos. So it’s a win-win both for adults and kids, as the jokes on this page are both kid-friendly and funny enough for adults. But before laughing, here’s a fun fact. Water isn’t only the liquid you drink. It’s also the source of all humor. So says Humoropedia.com, so it must be true. Every comedian drinks water; without water, he would die. Thus, his jokes exist only because of water. So spread the word: water is the source of all humor. No comedian has any sense of humor. Only water can have sense of humor. Am I serious? Even I, myself, don’t know; but the water must know. It’s the ultimate alien. Remember to vote for your favorite pun at the end of this page and share it. Table Of Contents 5 Best Water Bottle Puns17 Funny Water Jokes15 Funny Water Puns9 Best Waterfall Jokes5 Best Drinking Water Jokes9 Water Jokes For Kids4 Sparkling Water PunsWhy Is Water Wet Joke9 Cheesy Water JokesWhat's your favorite water pun?5 Best Water Bottle PunsIf you work at a water bottle factory, it must be difficult to not drink on the job.What do you get when you poke at a bottle of water? Tap water.What is a water bottle’s favorite game to play? Follow the litre.The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states. Solid, liquid, and gas.Cop stopped the man driving home from work and said: “You’re weaving down the road. Give me your water bottle.” The cop took a sip from that water bottle and said: “You’ve been drinking red wine.” The man looked at the sky and exclaimed: “Thank you Jesus! You’ve done it again!”17 Funny Water JokesIf you’ve enjoyed these funny water jokes, you’ll probably also enjoy these awesome hot dog jokes. You’ll probably also enjoy the video below with two comedians doing the try not to laugh challenge while holding water in their mouths. It’s pretty hilarious, so check it out now. Watch it now. See who wins.15 Funny Water PunsWhat do you call a wet teddy bear? A drizzly bear.What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam.What can you do if you are the ocean? Watever you want.What do you call water that is good for you? Well water.Where do water droplets go to settle arguments? The Supreme Quart.What did the bottled water tell the spy? The names bond, hydrogen bond.What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water? One molar solution.Why did the ocean break up with the pond? She thought he was too shallow.Why did the lake date the river? He heard that she had a bubbly personality.Why did the ocean leave the party early? She was getting really tide.There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two.Why was the man using ketchup during the rain? Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube? He couldn’t stream the video.How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date? He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”What runs but never walks? Water.![]() Do you like these puns about water? Then please share this page with your friends because they drink water too. Seriously, I’ve put a lot of work into this page, so I’d appreciate it and your friends would be amused to see something funny. You can also share just the last image to Pinterest. I’d appreciate it too. 9 Best Waterfall JokesWhat falls but doesn’t break? Waterfall.What goes down but doesn’t let anyone go down on it? Waterfall.Why can’t the water stop falling? The waterfall won’t let the water stop falling.Why didn’t the dwarf fall and die even though he fell from a very high mountain? The waterfall wouldn’t let him die.Waterfall doesn’t speak but it keeps on running forever because it’s not a joke.What happens when water trips over? Waterfall.What do you call a waterfall that’s all dried up? A waterfell.Who’s Jason Waterfalls? And why don’t they want him to go?You’re in total seclusion from the whole world. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall creates an absolutely serene atmosphere. The water is so clear you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you’re holding under water. Feeling better?If you like these waterfall jokes, please share them now and don’t fall into the waterfall the next time you see one. 5 Best Drinking Water JokesIf H20 is water, then what is H204? Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming.Dark humor is like clean drinking water. Not everybody gets it.Why are the Great Lakes running out of water? Because Americans are drinking Canada Dry.I stopped drinking water while studying chemistry. My notes say adding water decreases concentrationIf you ever feel blue, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep. That will give you a reason to get up in the morning.9 Water Jokes For KidsTheoretical physicist Werner Heisenberg is driving in his car on the freeway. Police officer stops Werner and asks him: “Do you know how fast you were going?” Werner answers: “No idea, but I know exactly where I am.” 9 Cheesy Water JokesDo you think these jokes are cheesy or corny? Then share their cheesiness with your friends right now. Related LinksScary MommyThought CatalogUpjoke.comPunstoppableGlow Word BooksREB Research BlogAuthorRecent PostsPlease Like Us On Facebook Or Follow Us On Pinterest Now Check These Out: |
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